I absolutely hate my nephew Junior. Often he is really stupid, and yesterday he just disgusted me... I could really use his help talking to someone about art among Japanese schoolgirls, but he began yelling:

"Oh man! Don't tell me you're into Japanese schoolgirls too!"

At first I was like "WHOA!" and then the next day I just suddenly got this dangerous look in my eyes. After all, he *is* my nephew and he should know better...